Come Together, Right Now - Middle-East!

As ISIS's advance into Iraq begins to freak out just about everyone, I would like to call for a grand coalition between all involved parties.  I'm calling on the US, Iran, Iraq, Ukraine, Russia, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Guatemala to band together in unity, and fight off the crazy Jihadist extremists.

From this winning NYT article yesterday:

"Reports that Iran has sent its paramilitary Quds Force to help the struggling Iraqi Army battle the militant group, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, raised the awkward possibility that the United States could find itself allied with Iran in shoring up an unpopular Shiite government in Baghdad." 

 Nothing like a common enemy to unite the forces of good¹!

Oh, and I've been slow on the inevitable ISIS puns, but don't you worry; they're coming.

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